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Thursday, March 4, 2010

fail

Ok, so I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel. This implies a negative connotation unless you love pulpy orange juice, then you'd be stoked. Anyways:

The word fail. Used too much these days. So, eff the word and eff the users. If you haven't picked up on it already, the premise behind many sucking words is that people use them because other people use them. That'd be fine if most people weren't reltatively stupid. Sure, I'm putting on airs here, but 50% of the people in America have IQs less than 100, something like 84% have IQs less than 115. Okay, that's pretty dumb. My IQ is like, HELLA HIGH!

So, if you are using words or colloquialisms because other people use them and they're somehow entrenched in your vernacular, take a step back, and realize that you're molding yourself after people who are probably somewhat dull. It's lame to be an elitist, which I'm doing now, so I apologize. I'm being smug and douchebaggish, but there are better--more articulate, more individualistic--ways to express something that's gone horribly awry, as opposed to using some anachronism popularized by 15-year-olds five years ago.

 

 

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